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According to the latest official figures, 43% of all
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I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the
kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter.
And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly
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Remember the days when you let your child have some
chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. Robert Orben
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Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting,
being young. It simply wouldn't do. Russell Brand
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