Funny Quotes : Part 50

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 If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.     Steven Wright

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 When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.    Lily Tomlin
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 Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.   Mae West
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 When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.   Bill Watterson
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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.     Jon Stewart

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