Funny Quotes : Part 26

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 The superfluous, a very necessary thing.  Voltaire

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 I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.  Stephen Fry

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 I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.  Les Dawson

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 If at first you don't succeed. so much for skydiving.   Henny Youngman

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.   Jay London

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